The True Cost of Boy George

It is reported that Boy George is to base his revolutionary new budget on the Norweigan example and the experience of the lemmings there.
It is said, and maybe it is true, that there is international support for the single minded determination of lemming societies to throw themselves into the sea in a determined effort to build the Big Society.
You can tell a lemming from other creatures by its steely look and their muttering. These mutters have been deciphered by a group of scientists based in the Arctic zone. No alternative, they growl, the new Jerualem awaits, they twitter, believe me, they sing, trust us they shrill, it will be painless.
Human beings are best advised to avoid these rushes. Once they gather momentum there is no stopping these creatures; they carry all before them.
How can it be done? Alas it may be too late!


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