Come Back Gordon


Fears were expressed last night that the the Labour leadership candidates who were likely to get onto the shortlist were unrepresentative of the country as a whole. The Licensed Taxi Association stated that none of the candidates was a member of their association and as is well known their members had something of a monopoly on homely truths – so needed today. The Licensed Victuallers expressed their dismay that none of their members had made it nor any of their most libidinous customers. Harriet Harman, it is believed, although probably untruthfully, has approached the National Executive for permission to change the rules to permit Esther Rantzen to stand. Other MPs, it is rumoured that there was no representation for red-headed persons who are discriminated against and underepresented among the ruling elites.
PS There is no truth to the rumour that Gordon Brown received three nominations.

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